My Baby's in Love with Benedict Cumberbatch

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Well I come home late, but I’m excited to see
my sweet, sweet darling, just waiting for me.
I look around, oh where can she be?
Just sitting on the couch, Sherlock on the TV.

I say, “hey pretty baby can I cuddle up to you?
And then a little later there’s something we oughta do.”
She says, “please be quiet, I don’t want to miss this.
I think Sherlock and Watson are finally gonna kiss.”

My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Wants to go to bed with Cummerbund Bandersnatch.
Gonna run away with Bandicoot Chowder-pants.
Now what am I going to do?

So we watch some movies, and I put Star Trek on.
But she just wants to feel the wrath of Khan.
Only Alan Turing could ever crack her code,
And she knows Peter Guillam would find her mole.

She’s even willing to watch Bilbo Baggins,
because that Smaug is one sexy dragon.
Why does she read all that Sherlock fan-fic?
He’s just high functioning sociopathic.

My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Wants to go to bed with Bombadil Waffle-smack.
Gonna run away with Butterscotch Ampersand.
Now what am I going to do?

Now I’m all alone, my sweetie’s gone away.
I guess I should have known, she would leave me one day.
I don’t know what she sees, I guess she thinks he’s hotter.
But if you ask me, he kinda looks like an otter.

Chorus
My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Wants to go to bed with Cucumber Bacon-splat
Gonna run away with Snorkel-dink Custard-bath
Now what am I going to do?

My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Wants to go to bed with Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash
Gonna run away with Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch.

Now what am I going to do?
Oh what am I going to do?
Now what am I going to do?

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from The Robots Will Kill Us All, released September 27, 2016

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